and the humping videos continues

so if you have been keeping up....you know that im  in love with j smoov. and following in this pattern when i hear the song "grippin" i just knew that this would be love #2 but i was WRONG.

im sorry to say that mr. grippin him self looks like...... perhaps eddie lavert..father of gerald lavert. and unless this is 85' im not feeling it.  plus the video is kinda wack..

come on america.....what happened to the say when love song singers were actually cute and made you wanna love the back..? sorry nique in 2008 swagg out weighs attractiveness.  

more j smoov

ok im in love 

no really why would i ever need anything else....j smoov please marry me!!!!

WELCOME TO DC

Dear all,

i would like to inform you all that we no longer beat our feet in DC.

 please do "me" the favor of allowing the KIDS to do it because we're a little too old to do it. i never understand why people continuously ask us beat our feet but never ask people from harlem to harlem shake? 

for my sake keep it for the kids..

COME ON AMERICA

DEAR ATLANTA,

I love you but i have decided that you all have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS if you can make up dances that take 4e weeks to learn and even longer to publish and upload to youtube. yes this is real talent but guys really this is just too much for me...

baby momma drama

OK so after seeing the "heart of the city" tour i realized with help of my best friend that hood joints like myself will always have to hold niggas down even when we dont want to because this is all we can get. 

we get two kinds of guys. 

1) hood joints that love the fact that we're educated thugs.... while he still does hood stuff...or 

2) or none at all because they're too intimidated.  

this is where i come in it:

remember the trust post about my serious boo....well as you might remember he's gone till novemeber...)get it?(

well today his baby's mom found out about me... so shes "fake "going crazy?

and i'm like "hood rat" what do you want me to do? thats me right there! get it?

well his mother and i are kinda close now and we talk on the regular.. well she calls me to tell me that the "nut case" or "hood rat" is on the loose. and im  like what does that have to do with me. keep in mind she tends to forget that i wasnt always at georgetown....get it?

well im like no worries i can hold my own. then i realized that it would only be a short time until i go on my weekly visit and shes there. the question is what happens then?

1) we fight? NOT....i have way to much to loose for that.

2) we...walk away.....this would be best for us both because she is 26 with 3 kids...and she just might get ROCKED(insert dc accent)...!!!!!!!!

3) we figure out where we stand because in one capacity or another we will have to interact with each other. but hood rats done speak that language!!!

now any real woman could see this.....but she cant!!!!!

i feel mildly offended right now?

DC

last one for today

so this kinda describes all of our issues with our hair....just in case you wanted to know.....

yet another one

so im in love with j smoov

penis pick boy is back

Ok so he called today and for some strange reason he didn't seem soo bad. maybe because i kinda forgot about the photos, plus i realized that they really add some humor to my life so i guess in some weird way i kinda appreciated them.  i wanted to post them but i thought that might be a bit much but in reality maybe later. well i figured i leave off with something that i really like now....

question?

if you are ever blessed enough by God to have something like this could you ever go back to the regular?

i told you it was true

read this is explains why black people arent awkward and why white people are.....http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/fear-messing-may-cause-whites-avoid-blacks-15776.html

cultural difference

1) black people dont really like animals enough to kiss them or let them sleep in their beds. we keep our animals where they belong....you guest it outside....

2) we dont wear flip flops in the winter time because we are convinced that when its cold you get sick and thus flip flops are a no no

3) we dont really like coffee and starbucks doesn't really make since to us. sorry you can keep the 5 dollar latte. 

4) we really dont understand what awkward is. really i'm even going as far to say that we cant be awkward because we just have to roll with the punches to much and if we stopped to be awkward we would miss something.

5) hair care for us ='s grease and heat. if we wash our hair everyday it would fall out and die. 

5 1/2) we have sort hair to protect us from the sun thus is the reason why most of us are bald head.

6) i am convinced...... to avoid potentially awkward situations for my white counter parts just call everything a cultural difference it makes it easier to digest.  

LOOK CLOSELY

LOOK CLOSELY...do you see it? see that little fro peeping up from the top of his shirt...ok chest hair is not cute at alll. never in any circumstance....eww...

TACO MEAT BELONGS IN TACO BELL NOT UNDER YOUR SHIRT TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME OK.... PLEASE!!!!!!!!

a little slavery any one?

A LITTLE SLAVERY ANY ONE?

dear mr. facebook why is there a new application that allows me to buy and sell my friends.. so if this was 200 years ago we might call it...welll SLAVERY...

but since its 2008 we call it friends for sale....now you know i just jump to any instance to call something racist........ lol. long shot..maybe lol

ok i wonder how much i can get for my squad cause you know i only mess with fine dimes that look like pamela...

come on america

Yes you reading it correctly. the shirt really says typical white person. now the question is why is it in a flower shop next to saxbys in georgetown? mr. flower shop owner what are you trying to tell me? what message are you trying to convey? 

now i know i over react to everything. and im trying not to jump to racism but this one is beyond me...sorry mr flower shop owner you got me on this one.....

 

COME ON AMERICA...... 

camera phone

so please take the disclaimer.........

if you decided to send someone a picture please refrain from sending pictures of your penis.

1. its totally inappropriate and it makes thinks seem really weird. 
2. OK so I've know you for on and off for like 3 years and no matter how long its been please don't send me penis pics. 
3.  and then to make matters worse you send 4 different views of it. not one by 4 on different days with different backgrounds.
4.  which begs the question of how often do you take penis pictures in your spare time.

after taking to my roommate, we realized that "ain't sh!t @ss dudes" always have a way of showing them selves. so what does he expect from me? a congratulations, a text back that says "i cant wait to get you naked" ewww.  dude what do you want from me?

maybe its me and my needing to get my grown woman thing on. so if i was grown what would i have done.  ok... please stop with the penis pics and don't get mad at me when i don't have any stockpiled nudy pics in the closet. EWWW

Lil Wayne Lollipop Lyrics

Lil Wayne - Lollipop Lyrics (Ow...Uh Huh...Young Mula Baby!) [ She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper So i letta lick the rapper ] Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop She say I ..... like a lollipop CHORUS: Shawty wanna thug bottles in the club shawty wanna hump and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps ( Repeat 2x ) [Verse 1:Lil Wayne] Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine even wear her hair down her back like mine i make her feel right when its wrong like lyin Man, she ain never had a love like mine n' man i aint never seen a ass like hers and that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss fo words told her to back it up like erp erp and make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp and thats when she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop ( oh yeah i like that ) she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop ( oh yeah i like that ) she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop ( oh yeah i like that ) shawty i lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop ( oh yeah i like that ) CHORUS: Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that ) bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that ) shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that ) and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps ( Repeat 2x ) Verse 2: Shawty said the nigga that she with aint shit Shawty said the nigga that she with aint this Shawty said the nigga that she with cant hit And shawty ima hit it(hit it) like i cant miss And i cant do this and i dont do that shawty needa a refund needa bring that nigga back this trypa refund;i tell her bring that ass back and she bring that ass back (she bring that ass back) CHORUS: Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that ) bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that ) Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop Wanna lick the rapper So i letta lick the rapper Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that ) bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that ) shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that ) and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps ( Repeat 2x ) Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya CHORUS: Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that ) bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that ) I get her on top she drop it like it hot and when im on the bottom she hit the very bottom then we in the bed givin gettin head ( givin gettin hed givin gettin head ) Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Call me so i can make it juicy for ya call me so i can do it juicy for ya Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop Wanna lick the rapper So i letta lick the rapper

lollipop

ok so after going back over old phone record.....i decided to call some old numbers.

i called this old one....so he picked up.

so a recap is that i have a boy friend thats kinda gone til november what ever that means.lol

well as im talking to the old guy i realize how i miss conversation and man attention...and thats dangerous right now!

i have a boyfriend that i cant see and getting new man attention does nothing but make trouble...but really i miss that alot....

Trust

has any one ever noticed that no matter how much work you put into a relationship, your partner never really trust you? we spend all this time building and then we realize that we have to fix all the problems caused by lovers in their past. I'm getting a little tired of it. .......ok so im kinda in love now and that had changed my perspective about everything. 

i spent the past 2 years doing the single thing and when love finally came back around, i was ready to jump back in, damn near head first in shallow water. over the past 3 months i have learned new things about myself and about me and how i work in a relationship, but like always this trust thing always finds a way to creep up and mess things up. 

i think im trying to convince myself that i can make him trust he, but i know deep down inside that i have no control over it and its killing me.  

i decided that blogging would be the answer for me to find the answers to what i need right now. i guess i'll keep the world informed as to whats going on in my life and get free counseling without the bills....