and the humping videos continues

so if you have been keeping up....you know that im  in love with j smoov. and following in this pattern when i hear the song "grippin" i just knew that this would be love #2 but i was WRONG.

im sorry to say that mr. grippin him self looks like...... perhaps eddie lavert..father of gerald lavert. and unless this is 85' im not feeling it.  plus the video is kinda wack..

come on america.....what happened to the say when love song singers were actually cute and made you wanna love the back..? sorry nique in 2008 swagg out weighs attractiveness.  

more j smoov

ok im in love 

no really why would i ever need anything else....j smoov please marry me!!!!

WELCOME TO DC

Dear all,

i would like to inform you all that we no longer beat our feet in DC.

 please do "me" the favor of allowing the KIDS to do it because we're a little too old to do it. i never understand why people continuously ask us beat our feet but never ask people from harlem to harlem shake? 

for my sake keep it for the kids..

COME ON AMERICA

DEAR ATLANTA,

I love you but i have decided that you all have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS if you can make up dances that take 4e weeks to learn and even longer to publish and upload to youtube. yes this is real talent but guys really this is just too much for me...

baby momma drama

OK so after seeing the "heart of the city" tour i realized with help of my best friend that hood joints like myself will always have to hold niggas down even when we dont want to because this is all we can get. 

we get two kinds of guys. 

1) hood joints that love the fact that we're educated thugs.... while he still does hood stuff...or 

2) or none at all because they're too intimidated.  

this is where i come in it:

remember the trust post about my serious boo....well as you might remember he's gone till novemeber...)get it?(

well today his baby's mom found out about me... so shes "fake "going crazy?

and i'm like "hood rat" what do you want me to do? thats me right there! get it?

well his mother and i are kinda close now and we talk on the regular.. well she calls me to tell me that the "nut case" or "hood rat" is on the loose. and im  like what does that have to do with me. keep in mind she tends to forget that i wasnt always at georgetown....get it?

well im like no worries i can hold my own. then i realized that it would only be a short time until i go on my weekly visit and shes there. the question is what happens then?

1) we fight? NOT....i have way to much to loose for that.

2) we...walk away.....this would be best for us both because she is 26 with 3 kids...and she just might get ROCKED(insert dc accent)...!!!!!!!!

3) we figure out where we stand because in one capacity or another we will have to interact with each other. but hood rats done speak that language!!!

now any real woman could see this.....but she cant!!!!!

i feel mildly offended right now?

DC

last one for today

so this kinda describes all of our issues with our hair....just in case you wanted to know.....

yet another one

so im in love with j smoov

penis pick boy is back

Ok so he called today and for some strange reason he didn't seem soo bad. maybe because i kinda forgot about the photos, plus i realized that they really add some humor to my life so i guess in some weird way i kinda appreciated them.  i wanted to post them but i thought that might be a bit much but in reality maybe later. well i figured i leave off with something that i really like now....

question?

if you are ever blessed enough by God to have something like this could you ever go back to the regular?

i told you it was true

read this is explains why black people arent awkward and why white people are.....http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/fear-messing-may-cause-whites-avoid-blacks-15776.html

cultural difference

1) black people dont really like animals enough to kiss them or let them sleep in their beds. we keep our animals where they belong....you guest it outside....

2) we dont wear flip flops in the winter time because we are convinced that when its cold you get sick and thus flip flops are a no no

3) we dont really like coffee and starbucks doesn't really make since to us. sorry you can keep the 5 dollar latte. 

4) we really dont understand what awkward is. really i'm even going as far to say that we cant be awkward because we just have to roll with the punches to much and if we stopped to be awkward we would miss something.

5) hair care for us ='s grease and heat. if we wash our hair everyday it would fall out and die. 

5 1/2) we have sort hair to protect us from the sun thus is the reason why most of us are bald head.

6) i am convinced...... to avoid potentially awkward situations for my white counter parts just call everything a cultural difference it makes it easier to digest.